Saturday, August 10, 2013

Worst "Alien Uprising" Movie Ever

  
 


Release Date: 14/12/2012
Cast: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bianca Bree, Sean Brosnan
Directors: Dominic Burns
Genre: Sci-Fi / Action 
Run Time: 101 minutes
DVD Release Date: December 17, 2012


Based on: -


Our Review

Positives

The only 'positive' things are there is a kind of hot girl with heavy cleavage and short skirts, there is some pretty bad ass dub step music going on almost everywhere, and Van Damme is seen here and there till the last 30 minutes of the movie.

I'll just skip ahead to the negatives section...


Negatives

Dubstep is good, but too much of it and filling almost every scene with dubstep isn't gonna work. There's a party and there's dubstep, there is a fight and there's dubstep, people are being attacked by aliens and there's dubstep. It almost as if they did not have a proper sound guy for the movie and decided to add dubstep all over the movie.

Acting (as a result of directing) is horrible. Van Damme doesn't deserve to be in a crappy movie like this. I don't know why and how he got involved in this, but that's so not right. 

Also the alien ship is just hovering in the sky for almost the entire movie. I'd expect a little more from the aliens during their so called uprising. 

In conclusion, don't waste your money on Alien Uprising, I hear Despicable Me 2 is pretty awesome!!!


Sex/Nudity/Violence

There is no sex or nudity in the movie, but there is violence at a minimal level. 

This is the only hot thing about Alien Uprising :P



1 comment:

  1. Of all the films I have ever seen, this was one of them.

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